Welcome back, dear readers.
New York! London! Milan! Paris! Mars! (Oh, are there not fashion shows on Mars yet? Damn. Karl Lagerfeld really needs to get his shit together.)
I mean, you knew this post was coming, right?
Welcome back to your not-quite-regularly-scheduled programming, dear readers! Let’s catch up on the last few weeks in fashion.
Happy Monday, divas! It’s time for your not-so-regularly-scheduled bitchfest.
Fuck real life. Let’s go to New York Fashion Week.
Let’s take a leisurely stroll through the Resort 2015 collections, dear readers. I’ll give you my predictions for who will wear what and why. All you need to do is pour yourself another cup of coffee and enjoy the pretty.