From floral wreaths to spiky crowns to beaded hoods to halos, headpieces were the favored accessory of the evening. They’re so crown; bow down, bitches.
Met Gala 2018: Underwhelming Models
Every year, like clockwork, somewhere between a dozen and a score models take to the Met Gala in dresses that can only be described as UNDERWHELMING. They may be on theme, or they may not; they may be pretty, or they may not. But they all make me roll my eyes to some degree.
Met Gala 2018: Valiant Failures
A toast to those who shot for the moon, landed amongst the stars, and promptly burst into flames. In all fairness, there were far fewer Valiant Failures this year than at most Met Galas, because this was the rare year where it was possible to hit the theme and still look kind of average. But let’s discuss those stars who aimed, but missed the mark.
Met Gala 2018: This is not the Oscars.
Please, no loud noises or sudden movements. These stars have all suffered head injuries that caused them to believe they are attending the Oscars. They think they look amazing – and they would, on any other red carpet. But friends, the Met Gala is not the goddamn Oscars. (Though this year’s theme was a little more traditional-red-carpet friendly than previous years, I still can’t bring myself to put anyone in the Best Dressed post who didn’t really commit to the costume.)
Met Gala 2018: Basic Bitches and Crucifixes
“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become a time-honored tradition here at Democracy Diva Headquarters. But 2018 blessed us with a Met Gala theme even boring stars could latch onto, with the mere addition of a cross necklace. So let’s dive into some unimaginative attempts at the theme – and no attempts at all!
Met Gala 2018: Rules and Regulations
Tonight is fashion’s most extravagant night of the year, so let’s get a few things straight.
March Fabness 2018: And the winner is…
Are you ready to meet your champion?
Lupita vs. Fan: March Fabness 2018 Finals
THE FINAL ROUND.
RESULTS: March Fabness 2018, Final Four
The results are in.
March Fabness 2018: Final Four
A toast to the fabbest final four in history.