Front Row at Paris Couture Fashion Week

Everyone is in Paris without us. Let’s hate them for it.

Red Carpet Predictions: Resort 2015, Part 4

And now, I bring you the final batch of fabulous red carpet predictions.

So many pretty things to fawn over and fugly things to judge; so little time.

The fabbest party at the Cannes Film Festival is waiting for you, dear readers.

Let’s pretend we’re spending Memorial Day in Cannes, dripping with diamonds.

Let’s spend the holiday weekend in Cannes, dear readers.

Fuck the work week. Let’s hit the French Riviera.

Get in, losers. We’re going to Cannes.

Celebrities keep wearing things. The Diva keeps judging them.

Welcome to the MTV Movie Awards, where stars I’ve never heard try to out-hideous each other on the red carpet!

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