Flex your bitch muscles. It’s Emmys time.
It’s Monday. You deserve a break and a bitchfest.
Underage and overdressed! Overage and underdressed! It’s the Teen Choice Awards!
There’s an endless stream of starlets to be judged and outfits to be torn apart.
Who’s ready to hit the red carpet?
Welcome back to the sometimes-glamorous, always-fun-to-mock Emmy Awards red carpet!