Red Carpet Predictions: Spring 2014, Part 1

Sit back, relax, and let the most red-carpet-ready looks from the Spring 2014 collections wash over you like a sea of fabulosity, dear readers.

Are you ready to predict the future?

2013 Pre-Emmys Parties

Gear up for tonight’s big show by judging what TV’s biggest stars wore to the pre-Emmy Awards parties this weekend.

Let the bitchfest begin!

2013 Toronto Film Festival, Part 2

Let’s head to Canada, eh, dear readers?

Let the fab film fest fashion begin!

2013 Toronto Film Festival, Part 1

If you thought things got fabulous at the Venice Film Festival, just wait until you see what Toronto’s got in store.

Let the judging begin!

The Week in Celebrity Fashion

Starlets await your judgment, dear readers.

Let’s roll out the red carpet.

The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part 2

Welcome back to your regularly scheduled red carpet recap!

It’s time to judge.

2013 Met Costume Institute Gala, Part 4

Your Met Gala coverage finally comes to a close, dear readers. Enjoy the Punk: Chaos to Couture while it lasts!

Get your bitching caps on.

2013 Met Costume Institute Gala, Part 1

Welcome, dear readers, to my favorite red carpet event of the year! This year’s Met Gala theme was Punk: Chaos to Couture. Let’s mock the starlets who were too chicken to go all-out and praise those who brought out their “punk” side. (Or as “punk” as a bunch of actresses and models can get at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.)