The Oscars have come and gone, but our judgment is forever.
Farewell, Cannes 2017! We hardly knew ye, and yet ye also lasted for like eight thousand years.
Cannes premieres aren’t over until we’ve had our say.
Get your memorial day realness on, bitches!
Cannes parties: like Cannes premieres, but drunker!
SO MUCH PRETTINESS I CAN’T EVEN HANDLE IT.
And now, let us celebrate the Golden Globes winners and losers at their drunkest, accompanied by the bitches too basic to be invited to the actual awards.