Let’s finish up this shit-show of an Academy Awards, dear.
Welcome, dear readers, to the most self-congratulatory event on earth – the Screen Actors’ Guild Awards!
Let’s finish this shit, dear readers.
Mondays are hard, but judging is easy.
Welcome back to your not-quite-regularly-scheduled programming, dear readers! Let’s catch up on the last few weeks in fashion.
Welcome, dear readers, to the Hollywood Film Awards! It’s like the Oscars, but way less important.
Because the Oscars isn’t enough annual ego masturbation for the movie industry – it’s the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences’ Governors Awards!
It was a busy week on the red carpet, dear readers, so treat yourself to another dose of judgment.
Get through your day with a healthy dose of judgment.
Get in, losers.