Cannes parties: like Cannes premieres, but drunker!
Underwhelming models are a scourge on the red carpet, and nowhere are they more powerful than the Met Gala.
“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become an annual tradition at Democracy Diva Headquarters. Here, that phrase knows no gender – only the brutal, existential torture of seeing extremely wealthy/extremely famous/extremely beautiful people completely waste life’s precious opportunities to be fabulous.
And we’re back.
Welcome to the south of France, motherfuckers.
Welcome to the best, brightest, and whitest night of the year!
Welcome to the one major awards show where stars are encouraged to go crazy with their fashion! Except everyone just wore black gowns anyway.
Buckle up, divas. This red carpet is a DISASTER.
Welcome to 2016, divas! Let’s start the year off with a bang.
There’s so much more judgment to do, dear readers.