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LADY GAGA

Whenever Lady Gaga wears something fabulous that actually covers her body, I am satisfied. Great shoulders, gloves, hair, glasses. Fabulously out there.

EMMA WATSON in Elie Saab

After the world premiere of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2, Emma switched out her gown for this delightful party dress. Totally adorable.

EMMA WATSON in Rafael Lopez

And earlier this week, at a Potter press event, darling Hermione rocked this LBD with a gold underlay. The hair’s a funny length, but the dress is quite chic.

ROSARIO DAWSON in Roberto Cavalli

It’s been many, MANY months since I’ve had anything complimentary to say about Rosario Dawson’s style, but I think she looks excellent here. The dress is beautiful and fits her nicely, and the cocktail ring and earrings are fabulous.

SELENA GOMEZ

Like the dress, like the shoes even more, but not sure I like them together.

MARY-KATE OLSEN

Love. I don’t know why someone my height would wear that length skirt, which makes us look even shorter than usual, but otherwise it’s totally chic. Very Upper-East-Sider-goes-to-Paris sort of thing.

EMMA WATSON

 She probably owns more trench coats than I do underwear.

KATE MIDDLETON in Jenny Packham

The print is really sad and grandma-esque, but that gray is fantastic on her skin.

ANNE HATHAWAY in Versace sunglasses

Meh. Don’t like the belt, the shoes are a bit obnoxiously orange, and the dress is a little dull.

EMMA ROBERTS in Max Mara

If she got rid of that silly bow in the middle, she’d look absolutely fantastic. Also, I’ve heard she’s dating Chord Overstreet (better known as the blonde kid from Glee). That’s about the most boring barely-celebrity couple I can imagine.

HEIDI KLUM in Elizabeth and James

Nobody’s legs are that shiny. Do you think she hires people just to rub baby oil on her legs in the limo? The dress is basic Heidi, but the shoes are really fantastic.

HILARY SWANK in Hugo Boss

I find her incredibly boring, and her devotion to Hugo Boss is embarrassing.

NAOMI CAMPBELL in Givenchy

I’d tell you what I really think, but I don’t want Naomi to throw a phone at my head.

KELLY ROWLAND in Versace

This would have been en times as fierce if it had a bit less going on. Between the bold stripes, the bright colors, the many different cut-outs, and the black pieces in the middle, this is so busy that you can hardy notice how fierce she looks. Good effort, though.

ROSARIO DAWSON in Dolce & Gabbana

Take off those shoes, Rosario. Better yet, burn them in a trash can in the dead of night.

JENNIFER LOPEZ

I get embarrassed on behalf of J.Lo when she wears things like this. This women must get so tired of carrying around all those diamonds all day, every day. Seriously, J.Lo, I know you’re worth a disgusting amount of money, but little-girl romper dresses, cheap prom hair, and far, far too much jewelry is not the way to show it off.

JENNIFER HUDSON

Well, it’s official – Jennifer Hudson is too thin. She’s a bit frighteningly skeletal here, plus the fishnets with the red shoes are killing me. Weight Watchers is grand, Jennifer, but eat a sandwich, please.

JENNIFER ANISTON in a Prada dress and Gucci shoes

Mortifying. She looks like a kindergartener.

ALEXA CHUNG

 Oh, are we wearing denim overall rompers, now? Has someone decided that this is a permissible way to look in public? Are you fucking kidding me?

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