Welcome back, bitches!
Welcome, dear readers, to the Hollywood Film Awards! It’s like the Oscars, but way less important.
Because the Oscars isn’t enough annual ego masturbation for the movie industry – it’s the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences’ Governors Awards!
It was a busy week on the red carpet, dear readers, so treat yourself to another dose of judgment.
Mornings are hard, but judging is easy.
Let’s get this bitchfest started.
Everyone in Hollywood is a magical fertility goddess.