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EMMA WATSON vs. EMMA STONE

EMMA WATSON: dress by Marchesa // EMMA STONE: dress by Chloé, shoes by Brian Atwood
Watson: Cruel, isn’t it? That the Democracy Diva would pit 64 innocent celebrities against each other in a fashion battle to the death, where only one comes out alive?

Stone: Wait, what?

EMMA WATSON: dress by McQ, shoes by Christian Louboutin // EMMA STONE: gown by Carven
Watson: It’s okay, Emma. I know you’re scared to say how you really feel when the Capitol could be listening.

Stone: I really don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about, Emma.

EMMA WATSON: dress by Balmain, shoes by Christian Louboutin // EMMA STONE: tuxedo by Gucci
Watson: You can trust me, Stone! I was last year’s victor! I know how to survive! We can be allies!

Stone: Watson! Snap out of it! This is not The Hunger Games! No one is going to die!

EMMA WATSON: dress by Azzaro // EMMA STONE: dress by Bottega Veneta
Watson: That’s right, Stoner. Because I’ve got these poisonous berries and a pretty good idea –

Stone: Wait, did you just call me Stoner?

EMMA WATSON: dress by Notte by Marchesa // EMMA STONE: dress by Lanvin
Watson: Yes! I thought it was just a fabulous nickname! The audiences in the Capitol will love it, and if you get bludgeoned to death by giant rocks in the arena, the EMMA GETS STONED headlines write themselves!

Stone: NO ONE IS GETTING STONED. I mean, obviously, people are getting stoned, but no one is stoning us to death! This is just about fashion!

EMMA WATSON: top and skirt by Jason Wu, purse by Charlotte Olympia, shoes by Jimmy Choo // EMMA STONE: dress by Elie Saab, purse by Salvatore Ferragamo, shoes by Brian Atwood
Watson: “JUST ABOUT FASHION?” Christ. Wait ’til I tell my prep team that one.

Stone: I think some of that tracker jacker venom has gone to your brain.

EMMA WATSON: dress by Rafael Lopez // EMMA STONE: dress and purse by Giambattista Valli
Watson: You know, they originally wanted to send the girl who played Ginny Weasley here, but I volunteered as tribute in her place.

Stone: That’s blatantly not true.

EMMA WATSON: dress by Elie Saab // EMMA STONE: dress, purse, and shoes by Alexander McQueen
Watson: I just want you to know, if only one of us can make it out of this arena, I want it to be you.

Stone: Yeah. Good. Me too.

EMMA WATSON: dress by Valentino, shoes by Christian Louboutin // EMMA STONE: gown and shoes by Lanvin
Watson: I – you – don’t you want me to be the victor? To survive?

Stone: Um, I’m not that fussed about it, actually.

EMMA WATSON: dress by Elie Saab, shoes by Jimmy Choo // EMMA STONE: gown by Giambattista Valli
Watson: Fine, bitch. It’s on. Just so you know, Cinna told me he thinks your gown is tacky.

Stone: Effie Trinket called. She wants her whorish lipstick back.

EMMA WATSON: gown by Bottega Veneta // EMMA STONE: gown by Lanvin
Watson: It’s clear from your gown that you’re just a piece in President Snow’s games. White roses? Seriously? Could you be more obvious?

Stone: *Shrugs* I thought it was pretty! And that it would make you think you were smelling blood and over-perfumed flowers and it would freak you out and then I’d win!

EMMA WATSON: gown by Oscar de la Renta // EMMA STONE: gown and shoes by Lanvin
Watson: Win?! You’ve been denying all along that this is even a death match! You sneaky little bitch, have you been fooling me this whole time, just in the hopes of defeating me?

Stone: Well, yes. Obviously. But there are much worse games to play.

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