Are you ready to judge another score of celebrities?
Amanda Seyfried for Vanity Fair
Amanda Seyfried gives us couture Cosette courtesy of Vanity Fair.
Lifetime’s Liz and Dick: A Judgmental Recap
In honor of the worst casting decision of the 21st century, I have enlisted the help of my dear friend and fellow bitchy blogger Sweeney (of Sweeney Says and Snark Squad fame) to tackle the unabashed atrocity that is Lifetime’s Liz & Dick. In case you dared to wonder what makes us qualified for such a campy, ridiculous job: we’ve been judging trannies together since we faked orgasms at auditions for The Rocky Horror Picture Show, which we co-directed together not too many years ago. We are nothing if not experienced at yelling filthy things at shitty movies.
Sweeney: If this movie weren’t doomed to be forgotten as soon as we all stop laughing at it, I’d suggest we invent call lines and rally some people to drunkenly watch it in tacky costumes and gaudy makeup. It would be equally as appropriate.
Diva: Starring Lindsay Lohan as a pale imitation of Elizabeth Taylor, this movie should not be viewed sober. We highly recommend The Fug Girls’ Official Liz & Dick Drinking Game.
The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part 1
Welcome back to your regularly scheduled fashion recap, dear readers!
2012 American Music Awards Red Carpet
By now, dear readers, the tryptophan-induced comas have subsided, as have the red wine hangovers. Let’s celebrate the fact that we survived another family holiday by judging some pop stars!
Taylor Swift for Harper’s Bazaar
Taylor Swift gets her 70s chic on.
Red Carpet Watch: Twilight’s Final Press Tour
‘Tis a happy day for Kristen Stewart and the rest of the universe: Twilight is finally – FINALLY – over, dear readers! Let’s give the stars the send-off they deserve: a judgmental one!
The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part 2
Another week, another score of celebrities to judge.
Project Runway All Stars Recap: S2 E4
Are you ready for the runway, dear readers?
Anne Hathaway for Vogue
Anne Hathaway is dreaming a dream.