It’s been a whirlwind week of whimsical fashion, dear readers.
EMMA STONE in New York City
gown by Prada
If you feel the earth rumbling beneath your feet, don’t panic. That’s simply the gods expressing HOW FUCKING FLAWLESS EMMA STONE LOOKS RIGHT NOW.
EMMA STONE in Miami
dress by A.L.C., sunglasses by Prada, shoes by Chloé
Emma Stone refuses to let Spider-Man premiere before she models at least a thousand adorable, charming, girl-next-door spring dresses. Cheers, Emma, to your relentless cuteness.
EMMA STONE in New York City
coat by MaxMara, dress by Christian Dior, sunglasses by Oliver Peoples, shoes by Christian Louboutin
That coat. I want it.
LESLIE MANN in Los Angeles
top and skirt by Monique Lhuillier, shoes by Oscar Tiye
Leslie Mann made a grand return to form at the LA premiere of The Other Woman. Cameron Diaz might be more famous, and Kate Upton might be, well, Kate Upton, but Leslie Mann is the clear fashion diva of this truly terrible-looking film wherein blonde women fight over Jaime Lannister.
ELIZABETH BANKS in New Orleans
dress by Monique Lhuillier, purse by Rauwolf, shoes by Kurt Geiger
Elizabeth Banks has a long, beautiful history of rocking fantastic bright colors the way no other white girl possibly can. This dizzying print absolutely pops, and the chic black accessories are perfect.
KATE UPTON in Los Angeles
dress by Dolce & Gabbana, shoes by Giuseppe Zanotti
The dress is adorable and the shoes are great, but I’m not sure why Kate Upton is wearing Oscar night jewelry to a movie premiere. There actually is such a thing as too many diamonds, apparently.
NICKI MINAJ in Los Angeles
gown by Alexander McQueen
Am I supposed to start taking Nicki Minaj seriously on the red carpet? I didn’t think it was possible, but apparently, she is determined to shock us by normalizing her wardrobe. Keep the McQueen coming, Nicki, and the world might just let you have a film career.
CATHERINE, DUCHESS OF CAMBRIDGE in Canberra, Australia
dress by Lela Rose
My jaw dropped when I saw the design on those shoulders. I know it’s still a little white dress and black pumps, but for the demure Duchess, this is about as shocking as it gets, and I love it.
LILY ALDRIDGE in New York City
gown by Chanel
This week, a bunch of models gathered in New York to wear Chanel dresses and pout. Exhibit A: Lily Aldridge, making this nightie look like chic eveningwear solely with the power of her cheekbones. Next up:
CRYSTAL RENN in New York City
gown by Chanel
Pouty Chanel-Clad Supermodels, Exhibit B: Crystal Renn. I would be able to love this if the feathers coming out of the sleeves didn’t look quite so much like hair.
HILARY RHODA in New York City
gown and purse by Chanel
Pouty Chanel-Clad Supermodel, Exhibit C: Hilary Rhoda, featuring Too Much Makeup and Not Enough Hair.
CLAIRE DANES in New York City
dress by Prada, shoes by Narciso Rodriguez
Fun and sweet, but it feels like she’s worn this too many times before.
JORDANA BREWSTER in Los Angeles
dress by Carolina Herrera
This makes me want to be drinking on a beach somewhere impossibly warm and luxurious.
LAKE BELL at the Tribeca Film Festival
jumpsuit by Stella McCartney, shoes by Christian Louboutin
There is something adorable and bold and 1970s disco-fabulous about this bump-displaying jumpsuit. And I’ll cheer for anyone who can wear those heels in that trimester. Go and get it, Mama Bell.
CAMILLA BELLE in Los Angeles
blouse and skirt by Carolina Herrera, shoes by Christian Louboutin
I’m not sure I love the studded shoes with the decidedly kindergarten teacher outfit, but they’re a lot of fun.
EMMY ROSSUM in Santa Monica, California
dress by Tory Burch, purse by Rodo
CAMERON DIAZ in Los Angeles
dress by Stella McCartney, shoes by Manolo Blahnik
Stupid neckline is stupid.
KATY PERRY in Los Angeles
dress by Roland Mouret, shoes by Brian Atwood
I’m still mildly grossed out by the hair, but I sort of like how it looks like she foraged for this dress in an alien’s dumpster.
SOFIA VERGARA at the Tribeca Film Festival
dress by Zuhair Murad, shoes by Stuart Weitzman
That’s… a lot to handle. But it’s positively wholesome and classy compared to her usual drag queen garb, so I’ll take what I can get.
RUMER WILLIS in Los Angeles
dress by Franziska Fox, purse by Vince Camuto, shoes by Sigerson Morrison
I don’t want to offend Rumer Willis by comparing her vulva to a traffic accident, but dear GOD, that thing is a like a car wreck. I know I don’t want to see it, but I just cannot stop looking.