Vampires! Witches! Velvet scrunchies!
Let’s keep the party going.
Let’s finish this damn thing.
Let’s hit the red carpet – it’s awards season, bitches.
Believe it or not, the Golden Globes are not the only awards show in existence! The stars got a week off to exfoliate, and now they’re back on their bullshit – and more importantly, I’m back on mine.
Hey, the Globes were only like 45 news cycles ago. It’s not too late for fashion recaps!
Welcome back, you delightful bitches!