Vampires! Witches! Velvet scrunchies!
Let’s keep the party going.
Let’s finish this damn thing.
Let’s hit the red carpet – it’s awards season, bitches.
Believe it or not, the Golden Globes are not the only awards show in existence! The stars got a week off to exfoliate, and now they’re back on their bullshit – and more importantly, I’m back on mine.
Hey, the Globes were only like 45 news cycles ago. It’s not too late for fashion recaps!
Welcome back, you delightful bitches!
And we’re back.
There’s so much more judgment to do, dear readers.
Time to kick off the new year the best way we know how. Awards season has begun with the Unimportant People’s Choice Awards, and I’ve been honing my bitch skills sharply over this winter break.