Go stand near a body of water and put your hand on your hip. BOOM! You’re ready for the Cannes photocalls.
Welcome, dear readers! Let’s get right down to the pretty.
A new fashion season means a new chance for this Diva to give you all her most fabulous predictions for the future of the red carpet. AND an extra bonus for you – some pictures to explain why I picked each particular dress for each particular star. Let it never be said that I don’t work hard for you, dear readers.