Please, no loud noises or sudden movements. These stars have all suffered head injuries that caused them to believe they are attending the Oscars. They think they look amazing – and they would, on any other red carpet. But friends, the Met Gala is not the goddamn Oscars. (Though this year’s theme was a little more traditional-red-carpet friendly than previous years, I still can’t bring myself to put anyone in the Best Dressed post who didn’t really commit to the costume.)
Let’s just say it: this was the most fashionable movie premiere of all time.
Pour yourself another cup of coffee and let’s finish this red carpet..
Our long national nightmare is over* – THE DIVA RETURNS!
*JK, Trump is still president.
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