Let’s keep the party going.
Welcome back to the drunken hot mess that is the Golden Globes!
MAN CANDY: THE RED CARPET TOUR. Now featuring bonus ab gifs.
Let’s finish up this shit-show of an Academy Awards, dear.
Shit, dear readers, we have a LOT of judging to get through. I hope you’ve stretched.
Welcome, dear readers, to the Hollywood Film Awards! It’s like the Oscars, but way less important.