Cannes 2017: Let the festival begin!

Welcome to the opening ceremonies of Cannes 2017, judgmental assholes!

Met Gala 2017: This is not the goddamn Oscars.

Our Met Gala coverage kicks off with the celebrities who did too much blow and thought they were at the Oscars!

My laptop is sort of working again! Let’s celebrate by continuing to be judgmental bitches!

Welcome back to Cannes!

Welcome to the south of France, motherfuckers.

Because if the starlets don’t give any fucks, neither should we.

New York! London! Milan! Paris! Mars! (Oh, are there not fashion shows on Mars yet? Damn. Karl Lagerfeld really needs to get his shit together.)

This week, bitches got shit DONE in black and white.

Welcome back to the Met Gala! And now, for the stars who should have known better.

Welcome to Bracket #3, judgmental bitches! Let your voices be heard.

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