2015 Grammy Awards, Part 1

Good LORD, do we have some judging to do.

Let’s start the Grammys bitchfest.

2014 MTV Video Music Awards

The BeyMAs have come and gone, and there is SO MUCH ABSURDITY TO DISCUSS. Taylor’s drunk baby gymnast romper! All those “vintage throwbacks” to like 13 years ago! ALL THE BLUE IVY CARTER!

Let’s do this.

The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part 1

Welcome back to your regularly scheduled programming, dear readers.

Put on your cutest swimsuit and let’s dive in!

2012 Cannes amfAR Gala Red Carpet

The stars donned their fanciest duds and hit the amfAR Cinema Against AIDS Gala in Cannes. I warn you, their charitable contributions (nearly $11 million was raised for AIDS research!) do not make them immune from vicious judgment.