Welcome back, you delightful bitches!
Yes, I am aware that the Emmys were
a month ago twenty-six infinitely fatiguing news cycles ago. But since everyone I know has felt like they’re having a low-grade panic attack for the past week straight, don’t we deserve a little bit of mindless frivolity?
Welcome back to the drunken hot mess that is the Golden Globes!
Flex your bitch muscles. It’s Emmys time.
Welcome to the gayest night in television since the Season 2 Finale of Glee – THE 2011 TONY AWARDS!