2014 American Music Awards

The AMAs were last weekend, and we have yet to discuss the assorted fashion disasters that music’s icons bestowed upon us.

Let’s start bitching.

2014 MTV Video Music Awards

The BeyMAs have come and gone, and there is SO MUCH ABSURDITY TO DISCUSS. Taylor’s drunk baby gymnast romper! All those “vintage throwbacks” to like 13 years ago! ALL THE BLUE IVY CARTER!

Let’s do this.

2014 Teen Choice Awards

Underage and overdressed! Overage and underdressed! It’s the Teen Choice Awards!

Get ready to judge.

The Week in Celebrity Fashion

Cate Blanchett steals the top spot yet again, because she is a fucking royal elf and you just can’t beat that shit.

Let the judgment begin!

The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part 2

Happy Sunday, dear readers! Midway through your post-boozy-brunch stupor is the perfect time to start judging bitches, don’t you think?

Let’s do this.

2013 Teen Choice Awards

Let’s roll out the red carpet for our favorite teenaged starlets and see who falls flat on their face, dear readers!

Are you ready to judge?

2012 American Music Awards Red Carpet

By now, dear readers, the tryptophan-induced comas have subsided, as have the red wine hangovers. Let’s celebrate the fact that we survived another family holiday by judging some pop stars!

They deserve it, after all.

The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part 1

It’s been too long since we’ve hit the red carpet, dear readers.

So get your judging pants on.

2012 Teen Choice Awards Red Carpet

I’m a bit late on the Teen Choice Awards coverage, but whatever – it’s not like anything’s happened in Kristen Stewart’s life since then, right? I mean, unless she got caught having an affair with a married father of two young children and Robert Pattinson is currently in the process of moving out of the apartment he and Kristen share together or something . . .