You’d think a fashion awards show would be peak red carpet, featuring better and more daring lewks than your average awards show.
Let’s finish this shit up.
Welcome back to the drunken hot mess that is the Golden Globes!
Happy Monday, fellow divas! Make your week extraordinary by adding a whopping dose of judgment.
Go stand near a body of water and put your hand on your hip. BOOM! You’re ready for the Cannes photocalls.
And now, let us celebrate the Golden Globes winners and losers at their drunkest, accompanied by the bitches too basic to be invited to the actual awards.
Let’s continue one of the year’s most epic bitchfests, dear readers.
Shit, dear readers, we have a LOT of judging to get through. I hope you’ve stretched.
Season’s greetings, bitches! Welcome to the annual celebration of all things fabulous on the red carpet.
Welcome back, dear readers. I hope you’ve got your bitching pants on, because there’s work to be done.