Please, no loud noises or sudden movements. These stars have all suffered head injuries that caused them to believe they are attending the Oscars. They think they look amazing – and they would, on any other red carpet. But friends, the Met Gala is not the goddamn Oscars. (Though this year’s theme was a little more traditional-red-carpet friendly than previous years, I still can’t bring myself to put anyone in the Best Dressed post who didn’t really commit to the costume.)
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2018 Oscars After-Parties, Part 1
What, you thought we were done?
2018 Golden Globes, Part 3
Pour yourself another cup of coffee and let’s finish this red carpet..
Met Gala 2017: Best Dressed
Let’s finish up this goddamn thing already.
2016 Critics’ Choice Awards
Nothing keeps the winter weather at bay quite lot a nice hot dose of judgmental bitchery.
2015 Cannes amfAR Gala
Welcome to the amfAR Gala, or as it will now be known, Shameless Sideboob for a Good Cause!
Met Gala 2015: The Best Dressed
We’ve finally made it! It took me two weeks (real life is hard, yo), but here we are: the end of your Met Gala fashion coverage.
2014 Venice Film Festival, Part 2
Let’s finish up this fabulous film festival, so we can move right along to the next one! (Seriously, the film-fest-scheduling gods must hate fashion bloggers. The Venice, Toronto, and Deauville festivals all overlap – and during New York Fashion Week. I swear, they’re trying to destroy me.)
Basic Bitches at the 2014 Met Gala
Some Met Gala attendees will be honored as the Best Dressed; others will live in infamy as the Worst Dressed. As for the rest, well, let’s just sweep them into the “Basic Bitches” category and judge them all.
The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part 2
Celebrities keep wearing things. The Diva keeps judging them.