March Fabness 2011, Round 1: Dior Bracket

Here’s the second bracket in MARCH FABNESS 2011, Round 1! The first is here. And check out the full bracket at MARCH FABNESS. Vote early and often!

EMMA WATSON vs. SALMA HAYEK

Emma: Black and white. Short sleeves. Great shoes.

Emma Watson in Karl Lagerfeld

Salma: Done, plus black stockings.

Salma Hayek at the Alexander McQueen 

Emma: One color. Short sleeves. Pumps.

Emma Watson in Rafael Lopez

Salma: Done, plus purple.

Salma Hayek in Alexander McQueen

Emma: Fine, bitch. One-shouldered. Full length. Evening gown.

Emma Watson in Burberry

Salma: Here it is in cranberry, bitch.

Salma Hayek

Oh yeah? It’s time for sex. On. A. Stick.

Emma Watson in Calvin Klein

Salma: Quit trying, little girl.

Salma Hayek in Gucci

OLIVIA WILDE vs. CAREY MULLIGAN

Olivia leaves little to the imagination:

Olivia Wilde in Armani Prive

And Carey rocks in red.

Carey Mulligan in Prabal Gurung

Olivia dares for colors! long sleeves! gaping v-necks! jumpsuits!

Olivia Wilde in Gucci

Carey prefers lots and lots of shiny things.

Carey Mulligan in Chanel haute couture

Time for redder carpets and bigger smiles:

Olivia Wilde at the Golden Globes

Carey throws in blue pumps, just for the hell of it.

Carey Mulligan in Preen

But Olivia says, let’s play fairy princess!

How about mod barbie?

Carey Mulligan in Miu Miu

TINA FEY vs. DEMI MOORE

The rules: Primary color, strapless, full-length jaw-dropping gown.

Tina Fey in Oscar de la Renta at the SAG Awards

Demi Moore in Vivienne Westwood

How ’bout more formal? Tina says.

Tina Fey in L’Wren Scott

Fuck that, says Demi.

Demi Moore

But can you do girly lace? asks Tina.

Tina Fey

I have purple sparkliez!! replies Demi.

Demi Moore in Oscar de la Renta

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY vs. KRISTIN DAVIS

For Keira, fabulous is a lacy dress and a blazer.

Keira Knightley in Nina Ricci

But Kristin says it’s glitter and gold.

Kristin Davis

Fine, I’ll do gold glitter, but I’m keeping the blazer, says Keira.

Keira Knightley at the Chanel Spring 2011 show

Branch out! Go purple!

Kristin Davis in Prada

Actually, I’ll stick with the gold and shiny, but add some laciness.

Keira Knightley in Chanel

Fine. Polka-dots. I win.

Kristen Davis in Oscar de la Renta

© Democracy Diva, 2011.

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