Here’s the second bracket in MARCH FABNESS 2011, Round 1! The first is here. And check out the full bracket at MARCH FABNESS. Vote early and often!
Emma: Black and white. Short sleeves. Great shoes.
Salma: Done, plus black stockings.
Emma: One color. Short sleeves. Pumps.
Salma: Done, plus purple.
Emma: Fine, bitch. One-shouldered. Full length. Evening gown.
Salma: Here it is in cranberry, bitch.
Oh yeah? It’s time for sex. On. A. Stick.
Salma: Quit trying, little girl.
OLIVIA WILDE vs. CAREY MULLIGAN
Olivia leaves little to the imagination:
And Carey rocks in red.
Olivia dares for colors! long sleeves! gaping v-necks! jumpsuits!
Carey prefers lots and lots of shiny things.
Time for redder carpets and bigger smiles:
Carey throws in blue pumps, just for the hell of it.
But Olivia says, let’s play fairy princess!
How about mod barbie?
TINA FEY vs. DEMI MOORE
The rules: Primary color, strapless, full-length jaw-dropping gown.
How ’bout more formal? Tina says.
Fuck that, says Demi.
But can you do girly lace? asks Tina.
I have purple sparkliez!! replies Demi.
KEIRA KNIGHTLEY vs. KRISTIN DAVIS
For Keira, fabulous is a lacy dress and a blazer.
But Kristin says it’s glitter and gold.
Fine, I’ll do gold glitter, but I’m keeping the blazer, says Keira.
Branch out! Go purple!
Actually, I’ll stick with the gold and shiny, but add some laciness.
Fine. Polka-dots. I win.
© Democracy Diva, 2011.
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