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Give me pink, give me orange, and give me colorblocking, Heidi Klum demands.
Done! says 14-year-old Oscar nominee Hailee Steinfeld.
Now go glam as you can! Frau Heidi proclaimed.
I’ve got glam with a double dose of adorable, replied Hailee.
Now it is time for thick straps, form-fitting long gowns! declares Mrs. Seal.
Cool, as long as I can still rock my ponytail!
I defy you to look at anything but my pregnant belly!
I have finally succeeded in hiding my enormous breasts!
Look! Baby bump!
Maybe I can hide one boob with some extra fabric…
Okay, so she’s not preg in this one, but it’s too fab not to mention.
And here are my breasts!
Equal parts glitter and sheer.
Mandy agrees, but nixes the color.
Tiny and shiny, says Katy.
No, soft and cerulean, says Mandy.
Bring your A-Game, bitch.
Oh, I will. And it’s purple.
Battle of the Oscars gowns: Anne goes old Hollywood glam.
But Claire keeps it totally modern.
But these A-listers can’t resist a little more shine:
Cate sees those shiny embellishments and raises her more sparkles.
But wait – Anne counters with EVEN MORE SPARKLES:
And Cate comes back with almost as many sparkles but just as much fabulous.
Fuck it, let’s go for asymmetrical gowns that only women as stylish and beautiful as us can wear!
Done. Can I add an eagle?
© Democracy Diva, 2011.