Here’s the third grouping of celebs: the Prada Bracket. Don’t miss the polls on the Chanel Bracket and the Dior Bracket!

Get your full bracket here at MARCH FABNESS.

HEIDI KLUM vs. HAILEE STEINFELD

Give me pink, give me orange, and give me colorblocking, Heidi Klum demands.

Done! says 14-year-old Oscar nominee Hailee Steinfeld.

Now go glam as you can! Frau Heidi proclaimed.

I’ve got glam with a double dose of adorable, replied Hailee.

Now it is time for thick straps, form-fitting long gowns! declares Mrs. Seal.

Cool, as long as I can still rock my ponytail!

So? Fabbest?

NATALIE PORTMAN vs. CHRISTINA HENDRICKS

I defy you to look at anything but my pregnant belly!

I have finally succeeded in hiding my enormous breasts!

Look! Baby bump!

Maybe I can hide one boob with some extra fabric…

Okay, so she’s not preg in this one, but it’s too fab not to mention.

And here are my breasts!

KATY PERRY vs. MANDY MOORE

Equal parts glitter and sheer.

Mandy agrees, but nixes the color.

Tiny and shiny, says Katy.

No, soft and cerulean, says Mandy.

Bring your A-Game, bitch.

Oh, I will. And it’s purple.

ANNE HATHAWAY vs. CATE BLANCHETT

Battle of the Oscars gowns: Anne goes old Hollywood glam.

But Claire keeps it totally modern.

But these A-listers can’t resist a little more shine:

Cate sees those shiny embellishments and raises her more sparkles.

But wait – Anne counters with EVEN MORE SPARKLES:

And Cate comes back with almost as many sparkles but just as much fabulous.

Fuck it, let’s go for asymmetrical gowns that only women as stylish and beautiful as us can wear!

Done. Can I add an eagle?

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