Time to finish up our SAG coverage so we can move onto the absurdity of the Grammys!
Hey, the Globes were only like 45 news cycles ago. It’s not too late for fashion recaps!
Welcome back, you delightful bitches!
This batch of Met Gala lewks is brought to you by the celebrities who tried, and almost succeeded!
Yes, I am aware that the Emmys were
a month ago twenty-six infinitely fatiguing news cycles ago. But since everyone I know has felt like they’re having a low-grade panic attack for the past week straight, don’t we deserve a little bit of mindless frivolity?
Imagine the Met Gala had a more funky, less formal little sister – that’s the CFDA Fashion Awards. The fashion industry’s hottest stars, designers, and models hit NYC to give awards to dubious fashion “icons” like Johnny Depp and the Olsen twins (who have inspired millions to look like homeless people and that’s apparently worth an award from the most prestigious institution of American fashion).