Vampires! Witches! Velvet scrunchies!
Welcome, dear readers, to the 2019 Oscars!
The Oscars have come and gone, but our judgment is forever.
Time to finish up our SAG coverage so we can move onto the absurdity of the Grammys!
Cannes premieres aren’t over until we’ve had our say.
Get your memorial day realness on, bitches!
Welcome back, motherfuckers!
Happy hungover Sunday! Let’s stare bleary-eyed at pretty things.
Welcome to the fashion industry’s favorite self-congratulatory ego-fest!
Go stand near a body of water and put your hand on your hip. BOOM! You’re ready for the Cannes photocalls.