March Fabness 2011, Round 1: Chanel Bracket

AND THE FABNESS BEGINS . . . NOW!

Check out your full bracket at MARCH FABNESS, and get your bitching cap on, because it’s time to judge.

FREIDA PINTO VS. LEA MICHELE

Slumdog Millionaire star and my personal vote for World’s Most Beautiful Woman Freida Pinto starts things off with McQueen:

Freida Pinto in Alexander McQueen

But Glee star Lea Michele counters with a green Grecian gown made for a goddess.

Lea Michele in Catherine Malandrino

Freida says, you’re not the only one who loves color, Lea.

Freida Pinto in Marchesa

Lea sees Freida’s bright pink and raises her a fabulous yellow.

Lea Michele in Zac Posen

But can you accessorize to death? asks Freida.

Freida Pinto and Dev Patel

I mean, just check out my devastatingly awesome purse-ring hybrid:

Freida Pinto’s purse

But I have enough ruffles to circle the earth, plus mega-bling! cries Lea.

Lea Michele in Oscar de la Renta

Yeah, bitch? Well, the real fabulous is what you wear OFF the red carpet, whispers Freida.

Freida Pinto

Oh, I can DO casual-fabulous, honey, counters Lea.

Lea Michele in Zac Posen

So? Who’s the fabbest?

EMMA STONE vs. LADY GAGA

Emma begins with a totally minimalist nude gown:

Emma Stone in Calvin Klein

And Gaga says, What’s minimalism?

Lady Gaga in Armani Prive

Emma stays simple but adds mega-fabulous color:

Emma Stone in Lanvin

And Gaga responds with a head-to-toe runway look.

Lady Gaga in Alexander McQueen

But can you bring the glam? Emma asks.

Emma Stone in Balenciaga by Nicolas Ghesquière

To which Gaga says, oh, sorry. I thought you said ham.

Lady Gaga in Franc Fernandez

NICOLE KIDMAN vs. AMY ADAMS

A ginger in red:

Nicole Kidman in L’Wren Scott

And a different ginger in white:

Amy Adams in Herve L. Leroux

Nicole says, I’m bringing the floral fabness.

Nicole Kidman in Jean Paul Gaultier

Amy says, check out my sculpted bodice.

Amy Adams in Marchesa

Nicole decides, let’s do drapey, relax red carpet.

Nicole Kidman

Amy says, bitch, I can do that eight months pregnant.

Amy Adams in Alberta Ferreti

BLAKE LIVELY vs. ALEXA CHUNG

Blake lays down the rules: 2 colors. Many patterns. Cocktail length.

Blake Lively in Marchesa

Alexa agrees. In Chanel.

Alexa Chung in Chanel

Blake counters with sleeves and significant sheer lacy bits.

Blake Lively in Elie Saab

Alexa agrees. In Chanel.

Alexa Chung in Chanel

Blake says, fuck it. It’s time for head-to-toe Chanel.

Blake Lively in Chanel

Alexa agrees. In Chanel.

Alexa Chung in Chanel

Alright, fuck the chanel and let’s

Blake Lively in Lanvin

Alexa Chung in Valentino

© Democracy Diva, 2011.

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