AND THE FABNESS BEGINS . . . NOW!

Check out your full bracket at MARCH FABNESS, and get your bitching cap on, because it’s time to judge.

FREIDA PINTO VS. LEA MICHELE

Slumdog Millionaire star and my personal vote for World’s Most Beautiful Woman Freida Pinto starts things off with McQueen:

But Glee star Lea Michele counters with a green Grecian gown made for a goddess.

Freida says, you’re not the only one who loves color, Lea.

Lea sees Freida’s bright pink and raises her a fabulous yellow.

But can you accessorize to death? asks Freida.

I mean, just check out my devastatingly awesome purse-ring hybrid:

But I have enough ruffles to circle the earth, plus mega-bling! cries Lea.

Yeah, bitch? Well, the real fabulous is what you wear OFF the red carpet, whispers Freida.

Oh, I can DO casual-fabulous, honey, counters Lea.

So? Who’s the fabbest?

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EMMA STONE vs. LADY GAGA

Emma begins with a totally minimalist nude gown:

And Gaga says, What’s minimalism?

Emma stays simple but adds mega-fabulous color:

And Gaga responds with a head-to-toe runway look.

But can you bring the glam? Emma asks.

To which Gaga says, oh, sorry. I thought you said ham.

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NICOLE KIDMAN vs. AMY ADAMS

A ginger in red:

And a different ginger in white:

Nicole says, I’m bringing the floral fabness.

Amy says, check out my sculpted bodice.

Nicole decides, let’s do drapey, relax red carpet.

Amy says, bitch, I can do that eight months pregnant.

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BLAKE LIVELY vs. ALEXA CHUNG

Blake lays down the rules: 2 colors. Many patterns. Cocktail length.

Alexa agrees. In Chanel.

Blake counters with sleeves and significant sheer lacy bits.

Alexa agrees. In Chanel.

Blake says, fuck it. It’s time for head-to-toe Chanel.

Alexa agrees. In Chanel.

Alright, fuck the chanel and let’s

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© Democracy Diva, 2011.