A toast to those who shot for the moon, landed amongst the stars, and promptly burst into flames. In all fairness, there were far fewer Valiant Failures this year than at most Met Galas, because this was the rare year where it was possible to hit the theme and still look kind of average. But let’s discuss those stars who aimed, but missed the mark.
Our Met Gala coverage kicks off with the celebrities who did too much blow and thought they were at the Oscars!
My laptop is sort of working again! Let’s celebrate by continuing to be judgmental bitches!
Okay, so Cannes has been over for like a hundred years. I’ve been busy, divas. (Also, it’s Game of Thrones season and I’m blogging that over at Snark Squad.) But it’s never too late for judgment!
Welcome back to Cannes!
Welcome to the south of France, motherfuckers.
Because if the starlets don’t give any fucks, neither should we.
Shailene! Country stars! Beyoncé and Solange! We’ve got it all, so come and get it, dear readers.
The Democracy Diva 