A toast to those who shot for the moon, landed amongst the stars, and promptly burst into flames. In all fairness, there were far fewer Valiant Failures this year than at most Met Galas, because this was the rare year where it was possible to hit the theme and still look kind of average. But let’s discuss those stars who aimed, but missed the mark.
Our Met Gala coverage kicks off with the celebrities who did too much blow and thought they were at the Oscars!
My laptop is sort of working again! Let’s celebrate by continuing to be judgmental bitches!
Welcome back to Cannes!
Welcome to the south of France, motherfuckers.
Because if the starlets don’t give any fucks, neither should we.
Come along, dear readers. We have fangirling and judging to do.
Welcome back to your regularly-scheduled bitchfest, dear readers!.