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TAYLOR SWIFT vs. DAKOTA FANNING

Gorgeous young blonde celebrity goes to a fashion show.

See above.

Gorgeous young blonde celebrity pulls out a glittery cocktail dress.

See above.

But add the world’s greatest shoes:

Gorgeous young blonde celebrity puts her hair back and dons some blue.

Same. Plus black leather.

Gorgeous young blonde celebrity BRINGS IT.

 

See above.

 

JESSICA BIEL vs. KRISTEN STEWART

Jessica: My dress says I’m moody but fashionable.

Kristen: Mine too! And it also says look at my crazy long porcelain stems!

Jessica introduces blue and silver into the mix:

But Kristen stands firm in the black/white/gray area.

Jessica goes for the gold…

… and so does Kristen.

Time for the real red carpet throw-down.

Bring it on, bitch.

CHRISTINA RICCI vs. FLORENCE WELCH

Mod, bubbly black-and-white print cocktail dress.

Hippie, flowy black-and-black full-length lace gown.

Short, tight, and ivory.

Short, tight, and on fire.

Fabulous dress, fierce hand on the hip pose:

Flo mimics Christina’s pose:

Tutu fabulous.

And from a ballerina, to a real swan queen:

Bringing it home in blue:

And keeping the long-sleeved, full-length sheer trend going strong:

And finally, it’s couture time.

Amen, sister.

JANUARY JONES vs. JAYMA MAYS

Pull out those primary colors! says January

Jayma: Sorry, I can’t hear you. I’m just staring at your breasts.

How about a perfect semi-casual cocktail length dress?

Dipped in pink:

Fuck it. Let’s go with messy hair and giant blue gowns.

Sounds like a plan.

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