“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become a time-honored tradition here at Democracy Diva Headquarters. But 2018 blessed us with a Met Gala theme even boring stars could latch onto, with the mere addition of a cross necklace. So let’s dive into some unimaginative attempts at the theme – and no attempts at all!
Let’s hit the red carpet – it’s awards season, bitches.
Welcome back to Venice!
It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
What, you thought we were done?.
The derailed train that is the Met Gala continues.
Welcome back to your not-quite-regularly-scheduled programming, dear readers! Let’s catch up on the last few weeks in fashion.
Everyone in Hollywood is a magical fertility goddess.
Happy Monday, divas! It’s time for your not-so-regularly-scheduled bitchfest.
Fuck real life. Let’s go to New York Fashion Week.