Alright, dear readers. Hollywood’s biggest night finally comes to a close.
Our long national nightmare is over* – THE DIVA RETURNS!
*JK, Trump is still president.
Time is of the essence, divas. Let’s do the Grammys quick and dirty..
Welcome to the hottest after-parties of the year! They’re like the Oscars, only drunker.
And now, let us celebrate the Golden Globes winners and losers at their drunkest, accompanied by the bitches too basic to be invited to the actual awards.
Let’s get this bitchfest started.