It’s up to you, dear readers:
RACHEL BILSON vs. REESE WITHERSPOON
Rachel: I’m the queen of street style. You cannot defeat my amazing blazers and endless supply of Ray-Bans.
Reese: Bitch, street style is my middle name. Look how the sun hits my hair and makes me glow like I’m part-veela.
Rachel: Next round: fabulous little dress for a casual red carpet event. GO.
Reese: Do you really think you can defeat a blonde in a perfect white dress?
Rachel: How about my hippie-chic modern Oregon Trail dress and delicious nude pumps?
Reese: Well, check out my tits in this lovely little cocktail dress!
Rachel: Hold onto your weave, because I’m taking it to the next level:
Reese: I spit on leopard print! I am classic in black and white!
Rachel: It’s time. Fiercest evening gown ever. GO.
Reese: Bring it on.
JENNIFER LAWRENCE vs. MILA KUNIS
Jennifer: It’s white, it’s Dolce & Gabbana, and my tits look great.
Mila: It’s the perfect shade of red and my waist has never looked tinier.
Jennifer: But, seriously, get a look at my tits:
Mila: Who needs tits when you have twenty yards of crinoline?
Jennifer: Fine. I’ll cover it up and go virginal in white.
Mila: What’s more intriguing: this green color, or my Snooki bump?
Jennifer: Don’t think you can out-glam me, Slutty Swan.
Mila: DON’T EVEN, girl. You cannot defeat this much fabulous:
Jennifer: Oh, yeah? KABOOM!
Mila: No words – just bedroom eyes, lots of cleavage, and lavender lace.
CATHERINE ZETA-JONES vs. KATE BECKINSALE
Catherine gets dramatic in fiery red:
While Kate strikes a mean pose in white.
The fabric gets drapier and the hair gets bigger:
Kate pairs perfect nude peep-toe pumps with her little lacy dress:
And Catherine strikes back, shimmering in ice blue.
Kate counters with black shining drama.
Catherine decides it’s time to pull out all the stops:
Kate adds a shoulder and agrees.
Dianna is simply chic in her black dress and chunky accessories:
While Eva goes for bling and textured fabrics.
Dianna strikes back in a simple nude gown:
And Eva rebuts, draped in red.
So Dianna hits the red carpet in pink and black lace:
And Eva keeps the pink lace, and adds a bow or a flower here and there.
Dianna gets serious in a blue plunging neckline:
But Eva stands firm in her sparkles.
Don’t forget to vote in the rest of the Round 2 polls!
© Democracy Diva, 2011.
Respond to March Fabness 2011, Round 2: McQueen and Givenchy