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2013 Academy Awards Red Carpet, Part 1
Let’s celebrate the most star-studded event of the year the only way we know how – with a healthy dose of judgmental bitchery.
The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part 2
Welcome back to your regularly scheduled bitching session, dear readers!
The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part 1
I know you’ve missed your weekly fashion recaps, dear readers, so grab your snuggie and a cappuccino.
2011 Tony Awards Red Carpet
Welcome to the gayest night in television since the Season 2 Finale of Glee – THE 2011 TONY AWARDS!
Click through for the world’s biggest divas in their best digs.
March Fabness 2011, Round 2: McQueen and Givenchy
It’s up to you, dear readers:
March Fabness 2011, Round 1: Givenchy Bracket
Welcome to the final bracket of Round 1! Voting ends Thursday 3/24 at 11:59 pm (or until I get to a computer – I do have a life), so check out the rest of the March Fabness 2011 polls now before they close!
The Week in Celebrity Fashion: Anglophilia Edition!
Bringing you the week’s fabbest and fugliest in celebrity fashion, including all the Brits and Anglophiles in the front rows at London Fashion Week, plus the hottest pre-Oscar red carpet events.
Welcome to pre-Oscar week, in which every nominee tries to win their Oscar based on looks alone. And it works.
The 2011 Golden Globes Red Carpet
Boring was the theme of this particular red carpet event, but that won’t stop this Diva from giving you fascinatingly bitchy commentary! Without further ado, the 2011 Golden Globes.
Tony Awards 2010 Red Carpet
The Worst: Hollywood Wives
Will’s wife is, on a normal day, an incredibly beautiful woman. She’s barely five feet tall, which makes her difficult to dress when designer gowns are made for women who are nearly a foot larger than her. That’s the problem here, with this Marchesa cocktail dress. On a woman with neverending legs, this short, squat dress might have worked. But instead it just packs on bulk to Jada’s itsy-bitsy figure, making her look stumpy instead of slim. Also, did she dip her legs in a vat of olive oil in the limo? She’s awfully shiny.
The hair is limp, she’s not wearing enough makeup, and that dress is just so boring. Mrs. Cruise looks uncomfortable and sad, and those looks don’t work on anybody.
Mrs. Michael Douglas reminded the world of how awkward her May-December romance is at the Tonys this year, by discussing their sex life while accepting her (completely undeserved) award. Let’s talk about the face – just what is going on up there? She looks like she’s had some bad Botox or a botched face lift. And that dress is better suited for a little girl at her first big party than a woman bragging about sleeping with an AARP member. Iced periwinkle can’t be worn by girls over the age of 17. It should be a law.
The Best: Broadway Powerhouses
This actually was not one of my favorite looks of the night, but I still enjoyed it. It seemed more appropriate for the Country Music Awards than the Tonys, and although Cheno is tiny, I think that hemline is a bit short even for her. But she still looks every bit the adorable little woman she is, and if the dress were three inches longer, I’d love it.
Idina looked simply glorious, and younger than she’s looked in years. Her skin looks flawless, her dress is intriguing but simple; mature but not matronly; youthful but not silly. I think she should’ve done a diamond necklace as well, just to glitz it up, but Idina looks as divalicious as ever.
What an astoundingly beautiful color. This is a perfect red carpet look – simple in design, but the color ensures that every eye on the Tonys red carpet will be on Miss Lea. Once again, I’d like to see a blingy necklace, but I don’t think Lea could have picked a more flattering, fun, or stylish gown. Kudos to her!