The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part III

The final portion of your trifecta of fabulosity is here.

And of course, don’t forget to read Part I and Part II of the fabbest and fugliest on this week’s red carpets!

NINA DOBREV
in Jay Godfrey

Adorable! I LOVE a grey-neon combination. I’d have gone with a a black shoe, but she looks terrific.

PENELOPE CRUZ
in Armani Prive

The only thing hotter than Penelope Cruz is Penelope Cruz wrapped in shiny, red, liquid-looking fabric. She is SMOKIN’. And the purse is delish.

PENELOPE CRUZ
in Hakaan

I love the neck, but from the armpits down, I’m not loving this. It’s not a great fit, and the pockets don’t look even.

PENELOPE CRUZ
in Armani Prive

Beautiful, but surprisingly demure.

RACHEL BILSON

It’s what the Project Runway judges would call “overworked.” There’s just a few too many sculptural elements happening on top. It’s still cute on her, but there’s just a bit too much going on with all those folds.

RACHEL BILSON
in Chanel, with Brian Atwood shoes

Perfect, if slightly under-accessorized. A bracelet or ring would have completed the look. But she is just so beautiful, especially when she keeps it simple.

RACHEL MCADAMS
in Azzaro

Oh, my god. The hair is toddler beauty pageant, the shirt belongs to a sad clown, and those pants can’t possibly be flattering on anyone.

RACHEL MCADAMS
in a Louis Vuitton gown and Christian Louboutin shoes

The hair is a little better – a little 1920s fingercurl-esque, but with more volume. The dress is nice, but I think it’s a size too big. You can see it baggy around her top, and it’s clearly too long.

ROSARIO DAWSON
in Roberto Cavalli

Is the animal print thing over yet? After awhile, everyone starts looking like they’re having sex with Tarzan.

ROSARIO DAWSON
in Dolce & Gabbana

OY. I guess the trend ain’t over. I can see this being totally killer with Coca Rocha stomping down the Dolce & Gabbana runway in it (I don’t know who actually wore it in the runway show, but I see it on her, so go with the fantasy) but it is just a LOT of animal on Rosario.

ROSARIO DAWSON

Great hair, perfect makeup, lovely dress. No complaints.

ROSARIO DAWSON
in Roberto Cavalli

A few too many slits, but otherwise, she’s killing it. And this bitch had a BUSY week – what, was she at every single Cannes movie premiere? But it’s even lovelier from the back:

Work it, girl!

SOFIA VERGARA
in Stuart Weitzman shoes

I can’t even believe I mocked Naya Rivera in the last post for her boobs not fitting in the dress’s booby-holders. I don’t even think Sofia Vergara’s NIPPLES fit in that top.

UMA THURMAN
in Dolce & Gabbana

It’s whatever. Love the shoes, but you need to up the glam hair and add some bling to spice up this dull little number.
UMA THURMAN
in Roland Mouret

Fuck yes, Uma. This color is phenomenal, and even though it looks like it may be a jumpsuit, you’re rocking it.
VANESSA HUDGENS

I do love her hair. And though I’m over her maxi-dresses, I love that blazer. Let’s check it out without the jacket:

Meh. The blazer did an excellent job of hiding this ugly dress. She also always wears about ten pieces of jewelry too many. Do you really need two necklaces, eight bracelets, and six rings?

VANESSA HUDGENS
in Fendi

What’s with these shapeless, sadsack gowns, V? You are a cute little thing. Stop hiding it in your grandma’s nightdress.

VANESSA HUDGENS

FIERCE. Love the hair, makeup and earrings. She toned down the jewelry, but it’s still one weird arm band and a few rings too many. But she’s rocking that shiny, brown-on-black dress.
ZOE SALDANA
in Dolce & Gabbana
Fabulous dress, Zoe! Sexy fit, fun print, and I love the little peek of lace bra showing. Totally glam.

ZOE SALDANA
in Vionnet

Not loving it. Vionnet is hard to wear, and instead of looking hippie-chic and interesting, she just looks like she’s wearing a seriously ugly dress.
ZOE SALDANA

in an Armani Prive gown and Nicholas Kirkwood shoes

Red. Carpet. PERFECTION. Sure, it’s ridiculous, and evokes mental images of candy canes and Where’s Waldo, but it’s incredibly fun and fabulous and it fits her like a dream. The shoes are literally perfect, as air her hair and makeup. She looks absolutely amazing. And let’s check it out from the back:

This is clearly the sort of dress that only looks great from a certain angle. From here, the slit looks strange and the train is downright ridiculous. Only a woman this hot could get away with allllll that fabric on her butt.

Hope you enjoyed your weekly fashion recap! Check back soon for more fabulosity.


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2 responses to The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part III

  1. ridiculous-but-awesome was my response to Zoe Saldana in that Armani dress. I feel like if you have tons of money, are gorgeous, and part of your job is wear fabulous dresses all the time, you have to find zany things like this now and again. Which is why gorgeous girls who wear only boring ass dresses (Dianna Agron. Oh never mind, this list is too fucking long) are so fucking annoying. THE REST OF US HAVE TO LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH YOU. WEAR MORE FUN THINGS, GODDAMNIT.

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