“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become a time-honored tradition here at Democracy Diva Headquarters. But 2018 blessed us with a Met Gala theme even boring stars could latch onto, with the mere addition of a cross necklace. So let’s dive into some unimaginative attempts at the theme – and no attempts at all!
Farewell, Cannes 2017! We hardly knew ye, and yet ye also lasted for like eight thousand years.
Cannes premieres aren’t over until we’ve had our say.
Welcome back to the Cannes party scene.
Every actress and model in the French Riviera turned out to say happy birthday to Cannes.
You made it to Friday! Celebrate with some casual daytime Cannes realness.
Pack your couture and some sunscreen, darlings, and let’s go to Cannes.
Welcome to the opening ceremonies of Cannes 2017, judgmental assholes!
I swear, I’ll get this blog back to covering events that actually happened this month.
Welcome to the 2016 Met Gala!