March Fabness 2013, Round 2: Dior and Valentino Brackets


Round 2 continues with four more fabulous celebrity match-ups. 

ELIZABETH BANKS vs. JULIANNE MOORE
Elizabeth's dress, purse, and shoes by Alexander McQueen; Julianne's dress by Calvin Klein

Elizabeth’s dress, purse, and shoes by Alexander McQueen; Julianne’s dress by Calvin Klein

Elizabeth: It’s a lovely day to bludgeon you to death with the power of my fabulousness, isn’t it?

Julianne: Actually, it’s kind of rainy out and – wait, what?!

Elizabeth's dress by J. Mendel, purse by Lena Erziak, shoes by Giusepe Zanotti; Julianne's dress and shoes by Lanvin, purse by Bulgari

Elizabeth’s dress by J. Mendel, purse by Lena Erziak, shoes by Giuseppe Zanotti; Julianne’s dress and shoes by Lanvin, purse by Bulgari

Elizabeth: You heard me. Do you think Effie Trinket fucks around when it comes to a fashion battle to the death? This is what I was MADE for.

Julianne: I prefer to go the more classic, minimalist look. And my necklace is a snake, which will bite your fucking head off if you don’t surrender now.

Elizabeth's dress by Marc Jacobs, shoes by Walter Steiger; Julianne's dress by Alexander McQueen

Elizabeth’s dress by Marc Jacobs, shoes by Walter Steiger; Julianne’s dress by Alexander McQueen

Elizabeth: Minimalism is for people who are too boring to pull off FUCHSIA SPARKLES.

Julianne: Too boring, or too sane?

Elizabeth's gown and purse by Alexander McQueen; Julianne's gown by Tom Ford

Elizabeth’s gown and purse by Alexander McQueen; Julianne’s gown by Tom Ford

Elizabeth: I’ll take fashion sense over sanity any day of the week.

Julianne: Hear, hear, darling.

Elizabeth's gown by Bill Blass, purse by Judith Leiber; Julianne's gown by Christian Dior

Elizabeth’s gown by Bill Blass, purse by Judith Leiber; Julianne’s gown by Christian Dior

Elizabeth: Listen, I’m all for you taking chances with your wardrobe, but steal my perfect shade of yellow again and I’ll knock you unconscious with my matching boxy clutch.

Julianne: Oh, I’d love to see you try, bitch.

ANDREW GARFIELD vs. BEYONCE KNOWLES

Andrew's suit by Band of Outsiders; Beyonce's jacket, top, and shorts by Surface to Air, sunglasses by The Row, purse by Alexander McQueen, shoes by Prada

Andrew’s suit by Band of Outsiders; Beyonce’s jacket, top, and shorts by Surface to Air, sunglasses by The Row, purse by Alexander McQueen, shoes by Prada

Andrew: Oh, I’m sorry, Your Highne – uh, I mean, Beyonce! I must be in the wrong place.

Beyonce: What do you mean, cutie? Aren’t we supposed to be in a March Fabness match-up right now?

Andrew's jacket, sweater, and pants by Gucci; Beyonce's top by Carven, pants by Vionnet, shoes by Christian Louboutin

Andrew’s jacket, sweater, and pants by Gucci; Beyonce’s top by Carven, pants by Vionnet, shoes by Christian Louboutin

Andrew: Well, um, yes, ma’am, I mean, uh, yes I am, but – they’re not expecting little old me to do battle with BEYONCE, are they?

Beyonce: You’re just the cutest little skinny-pants-wearing thing I’ve ever seen, darling! Of course you’re matched up against me!

Andrew's suit by Burberry; Beyonce's dress by Olcay Gulsen, shoes by Jimmy Choo

Andrew’s suit by Burberry; Beyonce’s dress by Olcay Gulsen, shoes by Jimmy Choo

Andrew: Well, thank goodness I shined my shoes, that’s all I have to say.

Beyonce: You still shine your own shoes? How adorable!

Andrew's suit by Gucci; Beyonce's gown by Emilio Pucci

Andrew’s suit by Gucci; Beyonce’s gown by Emilio Pucci

Andrew: Oh, no, I was totally joking. I pay people to do that.

Beyonce: Thank goodness. I was starting to worry about you.

Andrew's suit by Balenciaga; Beyonce's gown by Givenchy

Andrew’s suit by Balenciaga; Beyonce’s gown by Givenchy

Andrew: Look at me, darling. Is there really anything to worry about?

Beyonce: You’ve grown quite a bit cockier since you were stuttering introductions to me, Andrew. Don’t get a big head when you’re about to do battle with a diva.

CATHERINE, DUCHESS OF CAMBRIDGE vs. LUCY LIU

Duchess Kate's dress by Jonathan Saunders, hat by Jane Taylor, shoes by L.K. Bennett; Lucy's dress by Mary Katrantzou, shoes by Nicholas Kirkwood

Duchess Kate’s dress by Jonathan Saunders, hat by Jane Taylor, shoes by L.K. Bennett; Lucy’s dress by Mary Katrantzou, shoes by Nicholas Kirkwood

Duchess Kate: Cheers, Lucy, darling! How nice of you to join me in a fun printed dress and beige pumps for the occassion!

Lucy: Good day, Your Highness. It’s a pleasure to be matched up with you – how are you feeling?

Duchess Kate's dress and purse by Alexander McQueen, hat by Sylvia Fletcher, shoes by L.K. Bennett; Lucy's dress by J. Mendel, purse by Judith Leiber, shoes by Casadei

Duchess Kate’s dress and purse by Alexander McQueen, hat by Sylvia Fletcher, shoes by L.K. Bennett; Lucy’s dress by J. Mendel, purse by Judith Leiber, shoes by Casadei

Duchess Kate: Well, I’m no longer constantly spewing, so that’s good, I suppose.

Lucy: Um, yes. I suppose that is good.

Duchess Kate's gown by Roland Mouret, purse and shoes by Jimmy Choo; Lucy's gown by Atelier Versace, purse by Roger Viver

Duchess Kate’s gown by Roland Mouret, purse and shoes by Jimmy Choo; Lucy’s gown by Atelier Versace, purse by Roger Viver

Duchess Kate: But I have to say, my naturally shiny hair is shinier than ever before, so you gotta love those pregnancy hormones once in awhile.

Lucy: You want to talk shiny hair? Girl, these locks shine like motherfucking diamonds.

Duchess Kate's gown by Alexander McQueen; Lucy's gown by Versace, purse by Giuseppe Zanotti

Duchess Kate’s gown by Alexander McQueen; Lucy’s gown by Versace, purse by Giuseppe Zanotti

Duchess Kate: Don’t compete with a princess, honey. You’ll never make it out of here alive.

Lucy: I will if I use my metal dress as a weapon. Don’t tempt me, Duchess.

Duchess Kate's gown and purse by Jenny Packham, shoes by Jimmy Choo; Lucy's gown by Carolina Herrera

Duchess Kate’s gown and purse by Jenny Packham, shoes by Jimmy Choo; Lucy’s gown by Carolina Herrera

Duchess Kate: I laugh in the face of your plebeian braid.

Lucy: Your bridesmaid’s purse is a travesty.

ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY vs. JENNIFER LAWRENCE

Rosie's suit by Burberry, shoes by Manolo Blahnik; Jennifer's dress by Stella McCartney, shoes by Jimmy Choo

Rosie’s suit by Burberry, shoes by Manolo Blahnik; Jennifer’s dress by Stella McCartney, shoes by Jimmy Choo

Rosie: I know we don’t have much time, but can I just say that I’m like, totally obsessed with you, Katniss? And I hope you don’t mind, but I wanted us to wear the same red-orange color. Girls on fire, right?!!?

Jennifer: Uh… yeah. I’m not like, actually Katniss, you know that, right?

Rosie's jumpsuit and purse by Chanel; Jennifer's dress by Lanvin, shoes by Giuseppe Zanotti

Rosie’s jumpsuit and purse by Chanel; Jennifer’s dress by Lanvin, shoes by Giuseppe Zanotti

Rosie: Yeah, I know. But I thought maybe if I fangirled out for a minute, you’d let your guard down and I’d be able to defeat you.

Jennifer: First of all, my guard is never up. That’s kind of my thing. And second, you think I need a guard up to defeat you? No offense, Rosie, but I could do it in my sleep.

Rosie's gown by Valentino; Jennifer's gown by Christian Dior

Rosie’s gown by Valentino; Jennifer’s gown by Christian Dior

Rosie: I highly doubt that. I’m a model, for God’s sake – I get paid to make clothes look good.

Jennifer: Yes, but I’m a movie star. The best dresses go to me first.

Rosie's gown by Burberry; Jennifer's gown and shoes by Christian Dior

Rosie’s gown by Burberry; Jennifer’s gown and shoes by Christian Dior

Rosie: I’m a movie star too! I was in Transformers after they kicked out Megan Fox for being unable to move her face!

Jennifer: Oh, that’s cute. I’m 23 and I’ve got an Oscar, an Oscar nom, and a billion-dollar franchise to my name already.

Rosie's gown, purse, and shoes by Gucci; Jennifer's gown by Calvin Klein

Rosie’s gown, purse, and shoes by Gucci; Jennifer’s gown by Calvin Klein

Rosie: Wow. That was already below the belt – did you really have to bring the award with you and shove it in my face?

Jennifer: Yes, I did. Suck my Oscar, bitch.

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