Yes, I am aware that the Emmys were a month ago twenty-six infinitely fatiguing news cycles ago. But since everyone I know has felt like they’re having a low-grade panic attack for the past week straight, don’t we deserve a little bit of mindless frivolity?
And we’re back.
You didn’t think I’d forgotten about you, did you?
Welcome back to Venice!
It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
Welcome back, motherfuckers!
I swear, I’ll get this blog back to covering events that actually happened this month.
Okay, so Cannes has been over for like a hundred years. I’ve been busy, divas. (Also, it’s Game of Thrones season and I’m blogging that over at Snark Squad.) But it’s never too late for judgment!
Welcome back to Cannes!
Welcome to the south of France, motherfuckers.
The Democracy Diva 