Dakota Fanning for Elle UK

Because you can’t get enough Fanning.

Elle Fanning for Teen Vogue

Ring in the new year with some fresh-faced fabulous brought to you by the Girl of the Moment, thirteen-year-old Elle Fanning.

Introducing… the Project Runway All Stars.

What, you thought I was just going to give you the fabulous and none of the fugly from 2011?

Think again, bitches.

VH1 hosted a “Divas Celebrate Soul” event.

My invitation must have gotten lost in the mail.

Yes, stars are decking the halls with LBDs this week.

Let’s judge them – merrily, of course.

Let’s do this, dear readers.

Get your bitch fest on.

Here it is, dear readers:

The 2011 Best Dressed List.

Finals are over, dear readers, and I’m judging every skinny bitch in sight.

There’s no time for small talk.

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