Vampires! Witches! Velvet scrunchies!
What, you thought we were done?
Let’s just say it: this was the most fashionable movie premiere of all time.
Yes, I am aware that the Emmys were
a month ago twenty-six infinitely fatiguing news cycles ago. But since everyone I know has felt like they’re having a low-grade panic attack for the past week straight, don’t we deserve a little bit of mindless frivolity?
Welcome back to the drunken hot mess that is the Golden Globes!
It’s time to finish this bitchfest, dear readers.