I swear, I’ll get this blog back to covering events that actually happened this month.
Welcome to the south of France, motherfuckers.
Welcome to your #Oscars2016 red carpet predictions – just in time for Hollywood’s biggest night of the year.
Welcome to the one major awards show where stars are encouraged to go crazy with their fashion! Except everyone just wore black gowns anyway.
Buckle up, divas. This red carpet is a DISASTER.
Welcome to 2016, divas! Let’s start the year off with a bang.
Flex your bitch muscles. It’s Emmys time.
Happy hungover Sunday! Let’s stare bleary-eyed at pretty things.
SO MUCH PRETTINESS I CAN’T EVEN HANDLE IT.