Time to finish up our SAG coverage so we can move onto the absurdity of the Grammys!
Believe it or not, the Golden Globes are not the only awards show in existence! The stars got a week off to exfoliate, and now they’re back on their bullshit – and more importantly, I’m back on mine.
Hey, the Globes were only like 45 news cycles ago. It’s not too late for fashion recaps!
Welcome to the first-ever Golden Globe Awards actually worth discussing!
Our long national nightmare is over* – THE DIVA RETURNS!
*JK, Trump is still president.
Farewell, Cannes 2017! We hardly knew ye, and yet ye also lasted for like eight thousand years.
Cannes premieres aren’t over until we’ve had our say.