Cannes premieres aren’t over until we’ve had our say.
Get your memorial day realness on, bitches!
Every actress and model in the French Riviera turned out to say happy birthday to Cannes.
Time is of the essence, divas. Let’s do the Grammys quick and dirty..
Welcome to the SAG Awards, divas! I swear, they’re more glamorous than the name implies.
Let’s finish this shit up.
My laptop is sort of working again! Let’s celebrate by continuing to be judgmental bitches!
Yes, I am aware that the Emmys were
a month ago twenty-six infinitely fatiguing news cycles ago. But since everyone I know has felt like they’re having a low-grade panic attack for the past week straight, don’t we deserve a little bit of mindless frivolity?
And we’re back.
Welcome back to Venice!