The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part 2

Let’s wrap up this fucking fabulous week on the red carpet, dear readers.

The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part 1

Happy Monday, divas! It’s time for your not-so-regularly-scheduled bitchfest.

Let’s start judging.

The Week in Celebrity Fashion

Everything’s coming up Emma.

But what else is new?

2014 MTV Video Music Awards

The BeyMAs have come and gone, and there is SO MUCH ABSURDITY TO DISCUSS. Taylor’s drunk baby gymnast romper! All those “vintage throwbacks” to like 13 years ago! ALL THE BLUE IVY CARTER!

Let’s do this.

The Week in Celebrity Fashion

Time to hit the red carpet, dear readers.

It’s judgment day.

Basic Bitches at the 2014 Met Gala

Some Met Gala attendees will be honored as the Best Dressed; others will live in infamy as the Worst Dressed. As for the rest, well, let’s just sweep them into the “Basic Bitches” category and judge them all.