“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become a time-honored tradition here at Democracy Diva Headquarters. But 2018 blessed us with a Met Gala theme even boring stars could latch onto, with the mere addition of a cross necklace. So let’s dive into some unimaginative attempts at the theme – and no attempts at all!
What, you thought we were done?
Let’s finish this damn thing.
Let’s hit the red carpet – it’s awards season, bitches.
Believe it or not, the Golden Globes are not the only awards show in existence! The stars got a week off to exfoliate, and now they’re back on their bullshit – and more importantly, I’m back on mine.
Pour yourself another cup of coffee and let’s finish this red carpet..
Let’s finish this shit up.