Welcome to the opening ceremonies of Cannes 2017, judgmental assholes!
Let’s finish up this goddamn thing already.
A tribute to those who attempted the theme, took a leap of faith, and failed spectacularly.
“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become an annual tradition at Democracy Diva Headquarters. Here, that phrase knows no gender – only the brutal, existential torture of seeing extremely wealthy/extremely famous/extremely beautiful people completely waste life’s precious opportunities to be fabulous.
Our Met Gala coverage kicks off with the celebrities who did too much blow and thought they were at the Oscars!
I know, I know, I’m late.
My laptop is sort of working again! Let’s celebrate by continuing to be judgmental bitches!
Welcome back to Venice!
It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
I swear, I’ll get this blog back to covering events that actually happened this month.