Let’s finish up this goddamn thing already.
A tribute to those who attempted the theme, took a leap of faith, and failed spectacularly.
New York Fashion Week stops for no one, dear readers. (I mean, technically it’s already ended, but as I always say, it ain’t over until the diva judges everyone as unworthy of getting to sit front row at a fashion show.)
Welcome, dear readers, to my favorite red carpet event of the year! This year’s Met Gala theme was Punk: Chaos to Couture. Let’s mock the starlets who were too chicken to go all-out and praise those who brought out their “punk” side. (Or as “punk” as a bunch of actresses and models can get at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.)