Welcome to the one major awards show where stars are encouraged to go crazy with their fashion! Except everyone just wore black gowns anyway.
Because a music industry event without nudity is like a week without a weekend.
Mmmm. Another batch of delicious Mockingjay red-carpety goodness.
New York! London! Milan! Paris! Mars! (Oh, are there not fashion shows on Mars yet? Damn. Karl Lagerfeld really needs to get his shit together.)
Welcome, dear readers, to the most self-congratulatory event on earth – the Screen Actors’ Guild Awards!
And now, let us celebrate the Golden Globes winners and losers at their drunkest, accompanied by the bitches too basic to be invited to the actual awards.
Season’s greetings, bitches! Welcome to the annual celebration of all things fabulous on the red carpet.