And now, let us celebrate the Golden Globes winners and losers at their drunkest, accompanied by the bitches too basic to be invited to the actual awards.
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2015 Golden Globe Awards, Part 1
Shit, dear readers, we have a LOT of judging to get through. I hope you’ve stretched.
2015 People’s Choice Awards
Time to kick off the new year the best way we know how. Awards season has begun with the Unimportant People’s Choice Awards, and I’ve been honing my bitch skills sharply over this winter break.
2014 Best Dressed List
Season’s greetings, bitches! Welcome to the annual celebration of all things fabulous on the red carpet.
2014 Hollywood Film Awards
Welcome, dear readers, to the Hollywood Film Awards! It’s like the Oscars, but way less important.
The Week in Celebrity Fashion
Happy Sunday, fellow divas! Grab yourself another cup of coffee and let’s get to judging.
Red Carpet Predictions: Spring 2015, Part 6
The Week in Celebrity Fashion
The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part 3
It was a busy week on the red carpet, dear readers, so treat yourself to another dose of judgment.
Red Carpet Predictions: Spring 2015, Part 2
Your second of six (!) installments of this season’s red carpet predictions is HERE, bitches.









