Welcome back to Cannes!
Welcome to the south of France, motherfuckers.
Welcome to the best, brightest, and whitest night of the year!
Buckle up, divas. This red carpet is a DISASTER.
Welcome back to the drunken hot mess that is the Golden Globes!
Happy Monday, fellow divas! Make your week extraordinary by adding a whopping dose of judgment.
Mmmm. Another batch of delicious Mockingjay red-carpety goodness.
Don’t cry because it’s (almost) over. Smile because you won’t have to keep getting annoyed every time you realize that this movie has both a colon AND a dash in its title, which is just completely bananas.
New York! London! Milan! Paris! Mars! (Oh, are there not fashion shows on Mars yet? Damn. Karl Lagerfeld really needs to get his shit together.)
Time to head to Paris. (And Rome. Apparently you’re allowed to have couture shows outside France? Who knew?)