Yes, that’s right. Cannes is so fantabulous, this is just the start of the Best Dressed from the film festival premieres. Are you ready for this jelly?
It’s time to board that private jet and fly off to the south of France, bitches.
Let’s finish up this shit-show of an Academy Awards, dear.
Welcome, dear readers, to the Superbowl of self-congratulatory superstars!
There’s only one way to prep for the glam-overload that is the Oscars – by hitting the film festival circuit for a hefty dose of judgment.
Let’s finish this shit, dear readers.
Shit, dear readers, we have a LOT of judging to get through. I hope you’ve stretched.